T+84h companion · offer-stub depth · not full MRR
Ten Wave B magnets — landing, sample, price, kill.
Static multi-route GitHub Pages hub. Paper/ink. Mailto CTAs only (magnet Stripe HOLD). BIND is first / most complete. COMMON stays frozen. Wave C starved. No LLC / entity admin. Demo Playbook bar is live on this hub and every depth route.
1 · What it is
A booth / Zoom hub of offer stubs — not ten SaaS products.
Wave B is Sassy Tail’s companion magnet set: ten paper/ink landings with a sample, a price, a kill line, and honest non-goals. Depth enough to walk on a laptop. Not full MRR surfaces. Not counsel-blessed PDF mills.
2 · What it does
Shows the wedge beside the system of record
Landing + sample
Each route names the job, shows a watermarked synthetic excerpt, and refuses empty / thin / PDF on the breakable desk.
Price + labeled ROI
Soft framing only. Assumptions sit under every price. No invented savings guarantees.
Compare without peacock
Honest vs/alongside category tools. SoftPro, AppFolio, Clio, PowerSchool, Epic — never claimed as replaced.
Kill + human owns send
Every stub says when to freeze spend. Nothing mails, files, or certifies from this hub.
3 · Honest compare · never a SoR replacement
Beside the category tool — not instead of it
These magnets attach hygiene to a desk that already has a system of record. We do not claim to replace SoftPro, AppFolio, Clio, PowerSchool, Epic, Drake, or Spectora.
| Stub | Category SoR (stays theirs) | What the stub actually is |
|---|---|---|
| BIND | Epic / AMS360 / Hawksoft | COI / binder face vs request — not Policy Checking |
| PREMISES | AppFolio / Buildium | One-state pay-or-quit hygiene — not eviction-ready |
| 8867 | Drake / ProSeries / Lacerte | Organizer recon gaps — not a tax engine |
| RIDGE | Xactimate / AccuLynx | Prelim lien-notice fields — not estimating |
| RECORD | Case CATalyst / Eclipse | Transcript QA flags — not CAT |
| KENNEL | PIMS / VetSnap | CS-log completeness overlay — not DEA cert |
| WAKE | Funeral suites (Vigil / Osiris) | GPL arithmetic — not a case OS |
| BOND | Captira / eBail | OEM forfeiture / indemnity module — not DTC surety |
| SILL | Spectora / HomeGauge | SOP comment hygiene — not a clone |
| SERVICE | ServeManager | Monthly attempt-log QA — not $8–25 pack fiction |
| Other SoRs named so we do not peacock | SoftPro · Clio · PowerSchool | Not on this hub as products. Same rule: never a replacement claim. |
4 · ROI · labeled assumptions only
Soft framing lives on each price — not in the hero
Hub rule
Every stub price carries a labeled assumption (hours × loaded rate vs ask, or one-shot rework vs pack). No 3× claim without the hours stated. Not a kill metric. Not a guarantee. Magnet Stripe HOLD — stub SKUs stay mailto. Live Stripe is Pilot only, on the suite line.
5 · Functioning breakable demo
BIND first — then the depth routes
BIND carries the richest blotter: load sample, run QA, or break empty / thin / PDF and watch REFUSE. Each depth-YES route has the same refuse paths on its own desk. SERVICE’s full sample still lives on the live magnet; this hub adds the refuse desk + monthly CTA. Presentation-complete for Zoom / booth — not full SaaS.
6 · Suite / dual-mode
Module beside SettleUp — or standalone
Each Wave B stub is a suite module that can sit beside SettleUp Pilot, or a standalone mailto inquiry. Convergence over purity. Primary live checkout is Pilot. Magnet / sibling Stripe HOLD.
Fail bar
≥6 / 10 stubs with HTML sample depth
Depth each: landing + sample + price + kill line + not-legal-advice / not-SoR-replacement. Playbook bar is additive.
Priority build order
Stub directory
COI / binder QA seat
One-state pay-or-quit
Organizer recon
Lien-notice toothpick
Transcript QA
CS-log overlay
FTC arithmetic
Bail module
Inspector monthly wedge
Process-server niche
7 · Rails · kill · human owns send
Explicit non-listings
- COMMON — frozen (not a Wave B live stub)
- Wave C — CLERK / DISTRICT / AUTHORITY starved
- DISPENSE / NOTE — off this clock
- LLC / EIN / bank / entity admin — out of scope
- SoR replacement claims (SoftPro / AppFolio / Clio / PowerSchool / Epic / etc.)
- Counsel-blessed PDFs invented on these pages
- Auto-send — Human owns send. Every notice, certificate, or file that leaves a desk
Mailto stub CTAs: nathanplatter@gmail.com with subject codes. Not legal advice on any route. Magnet Stripe HOLD. Pilot is the only live Stripe aisle.