Wave B · GPL arithmetic toothpick
FTC Funeral Rule arithmetic — GPL totals & cash-advance checks.
Independent funeral homes: $39 band checker for GPL/CPL/SFGSS arithmetic hygiene vs 16 CFR 453 framing. Not a full case-management suite. Not legal advice.
1 · What it is
An arithmetic toothpick — not a funeral suite.
GPL / CPL / SFGSS math hygiene vs 16 CFR 453 framing. Offer stub. Not FTC-approved software.
2 · What it does
Flags package totals that under-sum, thin cash-advance estimates
Paste GPL lines. The blotter does addition hygiene. It does not certify a compliant GPL or replace the case OS.
3 · Honest compare · never a SoR replacement
Beside the funeral OS — not instead
| On the desk today | What it already does | Honest limit | WAKE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vigil / Memorial / Osiris | Case management SoR. Arrangements, GPL tools. | SoR is not this arithmetic blotter on printed totals. | We check math. We do not replace the suite. |
| Counsel / association checklists | Real Funeral Rule work. | Class is not this week’s printed package total. | Arithmetic flags only. Not an FTC finding. |
| WAKE $39 | GPL math · REFUSE on empty / thin / PDF. | No “compliant GPL” stamp. Not legal advice. | Suite module beside SettleUp or standalone pack. |
5 · Breakable demo · refuse is the feature
Try to break it. The desk should hold.
Empty, thin, and PDF should REFUSE. We do not invent a compliant total or an FTC stamp.
6 · Suite / dual-mode
Module beside SettleUp — or standalone pack
WAKE can attach as a list-arithmetic module beside Pilot, or stay a $39 pack. Magnet Stripe HOLD. Human owns the list that is posted.
4 · Pricing · ROI soft-framed
Labeled assumption · not a kill claim
If one reprint / re-add this quarter costs more than $39 in desk time (example: 1h × $40/hr = $40), the pack is “paid.” Assumption — not an FTC penalty avoided, not a guarantee, not a compliant-GPL claim.
7 · Rails · kill · human owns send
Non-goals
- Not funeral case-mgmt suite replacement
- Not legal advice or FTC certification
- Not “compliant GPL” guarantee
- Not auto-post — human owns the list that is shown
Not legal advice
Educational arithmetic blotter. 16 CFR 453 is a research label. No counsel-blessed PDFs invented here.